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ANIMAL STARS RELAX AFTER STRESSFUL WEEK

Courtesy: China Daily

Zookeepers in Hangzhou, Zhejiang Province, are giving their animals the royal treatment as they  recover from a hectic holiday performance schedule.
Pandas are being served fish soup, monkeys are enjoying more snacks and chimpanzees are tucking into stewed beef.
The National Day holidays have been a time of high drama – a tiger fell asleep during a parade, bears refused to box and a sea lion bit its keeper.

Source: Modern Gold News

MOTHER PUTS HERSELF IN WEDDING FIRING LINE

A middle-aged woman threatened to jump to her  death from a fifth floor window if a young man refused to sign a marriage contract with her daughter.
The woman in her 40's perched on the windowsill  of a dormitory on Saturday at a college in Shenyang, capital of Liaoning Province, saying her daughter had been jilted by the teacher.
The mother also forced the man to sign a bill of debt of 50,000 yuan (US$6.200) as a betrothal gift.
She removed herself from danger once the young man finally gave in.

Source: Liaoning Evening News

 

COUPLE SPEND WEDDING NIGHT IN HANDCUFFS

 A newly-ed couple passed their first romantic day of marital bliss in the slammer with no chance of settling down for the night.
The couple held their wedding ceremony at a hotel  in Shenyang, Liaoning Province on October 6.
Twenty-one tables of guests stuffed themselves with delicious food.
But when a member of the hotel staff asked a  relative of the bride to pay for a damaged tablecloth the idyllic scene descended into violence.
Both side sustained injuries and the ceremony was  destroyed by the fighting before police arrived to cart off the worst offenders.

Source: Huashang Morning Pos

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MALE PAIR TIES KNOT IN TRADITIONAL STYLE

A VERY SPECIAL Chinese wedding ceremony was held last Saturday in Chengdu, capital of  Southwest China's Sichuan Province.
Both the bride and groom are male – Li Jinsheng, 43 and Gao Jie, 22.
Although Li's parents were reluctant to recognize their son's  homosexuality at first, they finally agreed to accept his choice and gave their good wishes to the couple. But the pair are not legally married as gay marriage is yet to be legalized  in China.

Source: Chengdu Business Daily


EVEN OLD LAGS GET INTO HOLIDAY SPIRIT

 Inmates doing hard time in Pixian County in Sichuan Province received special treatment during the National Day celebrations.
They were permitted more time in front of TV, better  food and more opportunities to meet their families.

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MUM CLICKS ONLINE TO COAX SON INTO COMING HOME

A mother has won her son back from the clutches of the Internet by chatting with him online for three days  and nights.
The woman from Xinyang, Henan Province, discovered the 16-year old son had left boarding school for several days in September.
The 42-year old mother knew from one of her son's classmates that he had fallen in love with agirl on the Internet and was somewhere in cyberspace.
After tracking down her son's online name the anxious mother started to chat with him, pretending to be a 20-year old girl.
They exchanged messages about the boy's childhood  and he soon realized he should contact his parents.
Finally his mother revealed her true identity and her son returned home.

Source: Beijing Star Daily

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